Tory Brexit Strategy
Brexit will be wonderful, we must have more positivity!
The world will want to trade with us. They need someone to drink their Prosseco, eat their cheese and drive their BMWs!
Don’t see problems – see opportunities (even if they are insurmountable opportunities)!
How? Boris and Co have obviously been taking something, so what is the Tory Brexit Strategy? There obviously is one – we are less than four months from irreversibly triggering Article 50 and starting a journey from the EU to some wonderful new uplands.
Just close your eyes, and believe, really really believe, and all will be OK
© Department for Exiting the EU
But keep your eyes closed, if you open them the fairies will disappear!
I stopped believing that when I was six.